Eric Schweig

I was on my way to work to the other day and got to thinking ... about Eric Schweig. You know the Canadian actor that played Uncas in ‘Last of the Mohicans’. I found him far more attractive than Daniel Day Lewis – those dark eyes that bore into you and knew exactly what dirty thoughts you were having about him. He has these wonderfully expressive dark eyes and a sexy voice to match. I’m telling you, that voice is made for sex lines, its pure porn for the ears! (fuck, I’d pay 20 bucks a minute to listen to that!) Oh yeah, goose bumps when this man speaks with that molten chocolately voice of his and those eyes, god, you could be lost for days looking into them! He was way way hotter than Daniel Day Lewis.

So, I got to thinking about him, and wondered if he was still alive, still hot and most of all, still worthy of all those erotic thoughts that I had about him that involved me, him, chocolate ganache and a waterfall. Or was it a spa?

Anyhow, doing a little googlin brought me up some results. I dunno why I thought he could be dead, it’s just the way my mind ticks when it’s stuck on a bus in peak hour surrounded by dipshits. I probably should check up on Lauren Bacall too.

In any case, he is indeed alive and kicking and very busy in doing his, well, everything! Bloody hell, he’s busier than a hooker on half price night!

When he is not slaving over his art (he hand carves these shit hot traditional Inuit spirit masks and various other bits and pieces - with a chainsaw and knives!), making music (he plays bass, guitar and drums) and acting (Big Eden, the Broken Chain) - he is found working with the disadvantage youth at street level as an active volunteer and speaking to the youth of Aboriginal and Native backgrounds about alcohol abuse, adoption, homelessness and suicide prevention. In 2008 he received an honorary Doctor of Education degree from the Nipissing University for all the work he does with the disadvantaged young of Canada. One wonders if he makes anytime for himself with all the various projects he is involved in!

I tips me hat to you sunshine, you get 10 gold stars and angel wings for each and every thing that you do. And yes, you are still involved in all those erotic thoughts about waterfalls and chocolate. And yes, you are still waaaaaaaaayyy hotter than Daniel Day Lewis.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a date with the DVD player and an Eric flick.



Eric Schweig then


Eric Schweig now